Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women

from WebWombat:

• Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2000 miles.
  
  
• Motorcycles' curves never sag.
  
  
• Motorcycles last longer.
  
  
• Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
  
  
• You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.
  
  
• Motorcycles don't have parents.
  
  
• Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
  
  
• You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
  
  
• You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
  
  
• If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
  
  
• You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is really worn.
  
  
• If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
  
  
• Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
  
  
• When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
  
  
• Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
  
  
• Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
  
  
• New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.
  
  
• If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
  
  
• If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
  
  
• If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
  
  
• If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
  
  
• You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
  
  
• You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
  
  
• You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.
  
  
• You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
  
  
• If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.
  
  
• You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
  
  
• Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
  
  
• Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
  
  
• Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
  
  
• Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
  
  
• Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
  
  
• You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
  
  
• It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
  
  
• If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
  
  
• You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.